City of 10,000 apps

A selfie can make

You healthy, wealthy

And wise

 

If a selfie doesn’t

Do it, there’s always

An app

 

An app to erase

Your memory, erase

Your conscience clear

 

An app to wash

Your dog

 

An app to

Brush your

Teeth (or your dogs)

 

An app to remove

Unwanted things, namely

Seniors, people of color,

Houseless people

 

(Leaving behind, of course

Their murals and art)

 

There’s an app

To wipe your

App

 

Or an app to get

Someone else to

Wipe your app

 

An app to make

Your coffee

 

An app to wipe

The fog from your

Glasses

 

And app to wipe

Thick gravy from

Your mouth

 

And app to

Buff your nails

 

And scrape your

Tongue and floss

Your teeth

 

And for you artisan

Motherfuckers, an app

To pour your beer

 

Oh, and lets not

Forget

 

An app to rub your

Hairy little b*lls

And make French

Toast

 

Now, isn’t

That just nice?

 

 

© 2015 Tony Robles

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