City of 10,000 apps

A selfie can make

You healthy, wealthy

And wise


If a selfie doesn’t

Do it, there’s always

An app


An app to erase

Your memory, erase

Your conscience clear


An app to wash

Your dog


An app to

Brush your

Teeth (or your dogs)


An app to remove

Unwanted things, namely

Seniors, people of color,

Houseless people


(Leaving behind, of course

Their murals and art)


There’s an app

To wipe your



Or an app to get

Someone else to

Wipe your app


An app to make

Your coffee


An app to wipe

The fog from your



And app to wipe

Thick gravy from

Your mouth


And app to

Buff your nails


And scrape your

Tongue and floss

Your teeth


And for you artisan

Motherfuckers, an app

To pour your beer


Oh, and lets not



An app to rub your

Hairy little b*lls

And make French



Now, isn’t

That just nice?



© 2015 Tony Robles


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