The People's Poet Tony Robles–SF Art commission award winning Author of cool don't live here no more and fingerprints of a hunger strike

Two Kinds


There always seems

To be two kinds

Of guys


Those that talk

Out of their nose

And those that talk

Out of their ass


The guys that talk

Out of their ass seem

To walk around with

Their fly’s open


(Unaware, of course)


The guys who

Talk out of their

Nose knows everything


(especially things they know not)


Some guys are clever

And are able to talk

Out of their nose and

Ass at the same time


Many of these guys (not

Limited to guys) are known

As politicians


Some are known

As president


The college professor

Who told me to major

In business was talking

Out of his ass


The former boss from

Years ago who told me

To work more, give more

Without mention of a raise


…was talking out of

His nose


Mind you, there are

Kernels of truth in

Talking out of your

Ass and nose


It sometimes

Comes out


Like a




© 2016 Tony Robles